In tomorrow’s Times, the animal-sex imagery abounds, as Frank Bruni pays homage to Prime, the mighty steer who sires the porterhouse at Primehouse New York:
And Primehouse New York, on Park Avenue South? It’s the seminal steakhouse.
It’s also an estimable one, with virtues that will rightly earn it the affection of many discerning carnivores and give it a solid chance in a competitive field.
[D]essert doughnuts … come in the form of hollow balls, accompanied by three plastic syringes of a sort containing chocolate, butterscotch and strawberry. You use the syringe of your choice to, um, fertilize each one.
He loves the steaks, but uneven service, an over-priced wine list, and a shortage of recommendable non-steak dishes, all add up to one star, as both Eater and New York Journal had predicted. We both win $3 on our hypothetical $1 bets.
Eater NYJ Bankroll $58.50 $77.67 Gain/Loss +3.00 +3.00 Total $61.50 $80.67 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Won–Lost 26–11 28–9